Friday, August 22, 2008

For the love of theories

Disclaimer: Any relation to Mathematics or Physics is merely coincidental and purely unintentional.

No nerdy questions will be accepted. Doubts are strictly not entertained.
No recommendations will be accepted. Don’t try stealing my thunder!
I am merely questioning the narrative.

Spin- Span Theory

The main intention of this theory is to reduce the huge time differences which exist between different continents today. If this is reduced it can even lead to world peace.

What happens is the basic ‘re-positioning’ of the Sun and ‘revolutionising’ the rotation pattern of the earth. Consider countries U and I. Assuming the longitude distance between them is greater than latitude distance. The time difference only seems to increase as the longitudal distance is growing(till a certain point). To reduce this, Earth will have to spin from North to South and Sun will have to move up by 90degrees which means it will be on top of the poles at two points. Since both the countries are in the Northern Hemisphere, the time difference will reduce to a great extent. Thus comes about the name spin-span.

I know that I will have to conspire with the Universe to make this happen. Sigh!

PS: Spin-Span name was hugely inspired by Dipti’s £8 Nike flip-flop (Chappal for those who find trouble rolling their tongues!)

2) Sex Theory ( Due to lack of creativity to come up with a name)

This theory is a mathematical proof to show how sexiness is related to having sex.
Integrate sex between 0 and y. The answer will be proved. This theorem however works under several conditions for instance it works well the boy and girl have just met each other.

For further understanding, check the picture for diagrammatic explanation and mathematical proof.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Iyer Marriages itseems :O


I happened to read up on Tamil Iyers for my paper and came across this site. It has some interesting stuff about origins etc which I didn't know so was reading it with great enthusiasm till I came to this page. Was horrified by what I saw. :O How can they shamelessly advice parents to be prepared about giving dowry. It is a shame that a well educated community talks about giving and taking dowry.
Horrifying!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Happy Indpendence Day!

Took this snap during Independence Day Celebrations in my college. Feel particularly patriotic this year!

Monday, August 11, 2008

Aur(a)um(mmm)

Yay! We got a gold. My generation ain't that bad :D

Its Aur(a)um time!

PS: Aurum is latin for gold, remember periodic table? Gold- Au.
PPS: No! I am not a nerd, its a very nice sounding word and its gold! :D

I was here

Today I

1) Wrote 'I was here- Anonymous' on HB's jeans pant. Some where on the thigh part. Not grossly located!

2) Decided that from now on, my 51st post onwards, I will not write serious/philosophical/ moral science/ weepy posts (Wondering if that is a serious decision and in that case will it contradict what I wrote... **continues scratching head**)

3) Likes writing in points :D (Wishes everything could be simplified and explained in several points. Point :P)

Thursday, July 17, 2008

I'll always have the memories

7 years and 1 month
Same section to same room
Sitting right behind each other to opposite rooms (twice)
Each one scoring a mark more than the other in one year after the other
Together a bad singer and a bad dancer
Of the solo desert walk and the lazy train travels
Screaming and whining, bitching and hating, loving and laughing
Of distant relatives and close friends
Being Tam Brahms and being separated by 16 id's
Of a photographer and a crib bin
About playing ‘Rape Me’ on repeat and ‘Azhage Sugama’
From Chalte Chalte to Don & FRIENDS to Prison Break
From confessing crushes to confirming marriage!
From a bridal rehearsal to becoming a bride
And being around when it mattered the most.

I'll always have the memories

To her, as she gets ready to change her title!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Work is good!

1) Because yay! I am here blogging

2) I can wiki to my heart's content

3) I can read anything and everything I want on net

4) I don’t have bother about the project when I am done for the day at office

5) And I get paid for it

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Come back

I miss the days when I spent talking about tomorrow with delight
I miss the mornings which were innocent and made me feel so
I miss the nights which ended at 1 pm
I miss being lively and excited
I miss waiting for things going to happen in the college
I miss talking about non- academic stuff all the time
I miss everything about yesterday.

Come back. Come back and take away these sudden mood swings.
Come back, yesterday.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Twisted Logic

I haven’t blogged in ages and I have all the time in the world now (shoo! nazar mat lagao), so here’s the output.

ò Long long time ago, when I was in my second year at college, people were debating if LAN would kill social life. I felt that was a very ridiculous idea. I have discovered the truth behind the statement over a period of time. Taking that thought a little ahead, we were debating the other day about virtual love v/s real love. Everyone loves being loved. Thanks to the virtual world we are in a position to quantify it. Its quite easy- number of friends on messenger, networking sites, number of fans, number of buzzes, mails received, number of people who have added us on their blog rolls, number of sexy, cool and trustworthy points we have, number of crushes, scraps, number of profile visitors, number of people who commented on the status so on and so forth. No, I am not immune to this, sometimes this is how even I judge if I am loved enough. Yeah, it all sounds too silly and kiddish, but then somewhere it seems to matter and affect us. Some silly cribbing to genuine complaints. One would rather sit in the room and wander aimlessly in the virtual world than push themselves out to have a chai at 2 in the night, look at the sky and sing ‘Yellow’ out of tune or listen to the most local song being played in the canteen radio. Net is not just about connecting today, it’s about earning a few brownie points here and there. Isn’t it time we stopped being a child? I don’t know!

ò Continuing with the virtual world, I read an article about how companies are recruiting people after reading their blogs. I am sure this process is still in its infancy. I was wondering how this would soon become a grand marketing exercise by everyone. People who never had a blog id would be tempted to create one. There is a possibility that being diplomatically right would take precedence over self expression. There might be posts desperately trying to attract attention. It would become like resume/ CV’s where we are trained to write the extremely good things and do things to add more bullet points to it.

Maybe I am imagining too much. Maybe not.

ò I am tired of opening the paper to read how Prince Harry’s girlfriend is pissed with him for not coming to the airport to receive her. Oh come on, that news looks good on supplement not on the main sheet which again has the most ridiculous snaps for some articles.

I think newspapers are justified in charging few pennies more everyday if that is the cost of good and substantial news. Why should the readers read articles which are biased, not balanced because some company has paid money for that article? Let there be clear sponsored articles instead.

PS: Read Mint, one because it’s a very interesting paper. And two it’s a must read if you are bombarded non- stop with brand, market, consumer and rocket science!

ò I am gaining expertise in the art of writing telegraphic messages.

  1. I spend most of my time making PowerPoint Presentations. I needn’t elaborate over there. Just half a line or a couple of words would do.
  2. Emoticons have made it worse for me.
  3. Conversation stoppers- more often these days thanks to my erratic schedule.

ò Shela had the largest variety of grasshoppers. There are few grasshoppers which according tome are works of art. They are eye catchy and beautifully constructed. My room is buzzing with quite a few of them now, which my roomie is desperately trying to shoo away.

ò I wish there were no co-ed hostels **wail**. I wish I could watch twenty 20!

Friday, August 31, 2007

Internet Idiot?

The reflex action to an essay on 'How internet makes me dumb'.